We stand above the crowd!

elphierix:

avengemymischief:

hanksypanky:

Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like “nail me ;)” but the Romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature

#I think I just moved up a level in blasphemy  

#i’m going to hell #and laughing the whole way there

#they were romans guys #the only society more gay were the greeks

(Source: twerkinterrorist, via mistress-winchester)

dnwinchester:

#well that’s just uncalled for

 #i just realized that this photoset is about them watching over him #wOW #brb throwing myself into the sun

(via mistress-winchester)

instinctsbad:

#the world would be a better place if more people were like steve rogers

(Source: hiddleston, via ohyouresoclever)

people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone

(Source: eleanorjanestyle, via illnever-leavethisplace)

starkmuffin:

#somewhere in the world jude law is crying

(Source: thatsahbingo, via sassy-is-my-middle-name-bitches)

perksofbeingamisfit:

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS?  BAND MERCH THAT COSTS MORE THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING CONCERT TICKETS

(via amanda7x)

sweetdez:

detrea:

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

Three types of people

(via caution--imrandom)

heartsofthebroken:

paperangelsandplastichearts:

I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T

NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.

(Source: youaretheasstomybutt, via caution--imrandom)

notahoe:

reblog if u want a cute relationship like this 

(Source: biglilkim, via caution--imrandom)

schaz:

somuchfandoms:

like… what even

inspires you to

write such things 

that dont make 

any sense

WHAT SO EVER

The nipples one

(via caution--imrandom)